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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:01

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

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Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)